The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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