yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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