her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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