Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Two words: nipple clamps
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