I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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