are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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