We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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