So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm really busy with my period
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