Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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