i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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