we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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