We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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