About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Buhtt sex?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Do you remember whose house we're in?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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