are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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