ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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