I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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