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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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