yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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