The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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