I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
