You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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