so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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