Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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