she looked like the before picture.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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