Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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