belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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