Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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