Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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