What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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