i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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