Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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