Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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