weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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