hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I am spending my child support on dildos
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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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