Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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