my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
accomplished twins. life is a go
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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