I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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