This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Your shirt... Was in my pants
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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