ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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