Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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