just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It was a blind-side dick pic.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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