I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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