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if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?

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4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds

(337): View more from Louisiana

mom cant say that college never taught us math

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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home

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Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome

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