lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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