how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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