in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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