Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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