the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
pop tarts are not kleenex
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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