This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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