I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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