So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
