It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
MIDGETS
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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