I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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