All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
high people should be assigned attendants
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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