would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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